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Call a Lawyer
Divorce is a legal act, and you need to think long and hard about lawyering up. Why? So what? What are the repercussions? Are there strategies about this sort of sh*t? Are there other options? Our take: You may be in hell, but you better call Saul. SAD ABOUT IT: Some of the best advice […]
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Avoid Troubling Communication
Man, you want to tell ‘em how it is! But that is the worst idea you’ve ever had. Really. Do your future self a solid; shut up, and sit on your hands. Step away from all communication technology to come out ahead. SAD ABOUT IT: I considered knocking on the door of my future ex-wife’s […]
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Maintain Perspective
Everything hurts, and you’re surrounded by a sense of failure and hostility. We get it. Now is the time to think through what has happened to you, and it is important to realize that you can find support. (If the wounds are fresh and you’re dangerously f*cked up about it all, please check out our […]
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Remember to Shower
No one likes to talk about the basic stuff, but you need to keep up with your hygiene when you’re in the puss-stuffed trenches of sh*t-ass misery. Making your bed, brushing your teeth, and getting haircuts need to be priorities for you. Put that crap in your daily routine. Put it in your planner. Don’t…
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Have a Smoke
As a society, we’ve shamed smokers, and we’ve made tobacco into an evil thing. That’s too bad because smoking is fun and delicious. We both smoked our way through the pain, and then we quit, and you can do that too. Surgeon’s General Warning: Smoking kills the sh*t out of people! SAD ABOUT IT: God, […]
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Drink As You Can
If you’re one of those folks that doesn’t have to turn to a vice in times of distress then, as the Irish say, good on you. Now for all us regular folk out there, let’s talk about drinking. If you have a drinking problem then disregard this bit of truth: Drinking has its place. If […]
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